Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Your Poker Game is sooo weak ...

It doesn't seem right when poker players say "Momma jokes" at the tables, so in lieu:

Your Poker Game is sooo weak ...

  • Moneymaker lols at you
  • You can't get staked for a freeroll
  • Your card protector hides under your cards
  • The only black chips you have are the ones from your dirty hands
  • The dealer deals you 4 cards in a texas holdem game
  • Your automatically entered into everybody's friends list
  • The only button on your screen is "call"
  • Party Poker asks you to be their sponsor
  • Everybody seems to want to pay for your Red Bull
  • You think AT is an automatic 3:2 favourite
  • Phil Helmuth invites you to a cash game
  • Helen Keller can pickup your tells
  • You look for players eating Oreos

Got more? Post away!!!

1 comment:

Riverrun said...

Mike 'The Mouth' Matusow has nothing to say to you.