Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Dirty Mexican Fun

Heres a quick update of my Mexico trip to the Mayan Riviera. I'm lazy so it will be point form BBV.

Brags
  • Very nice hotel, 5 star resort (Grand Sirenis).
  • Crazy xrated wedding involving various body shots, and special sausage shots for the ladies
  • Muchos Tequila
  • Muchos Mohitos. Used to think they taste like ass juice, but when made with sugar cane, yummy!
  • Asking bartender to steal us some bottles of Sauza
  • Huge pool with with swim up bar. Plus health drink bar which was refreshing (hang over cure)
  • Hot Mexican Pepper sauces
  • Nice sunny weather. Only spot showers. Felix missed
  • Swimming in a cave with waterfall and jump off cliff. Theres a name for it but cant remember

Beats

  • Huge resort = lots of walking
  • Food was hit or miss
  • No poker room :). Had to own at Dominos instead.
  • Pretty quiet resort, about 25% capacity due to hurricanes. Also a brag though
  • Beach wasn't that nice. Rocky. Highly rated snorkling was overated
  • 2hr bus ride to and from the airport
  • Seeing a wonder of the world, Chichen Itza, but only being able to climb one of them

Variance

  • Mexican food = My ass, my ass, my ass is on fire. We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn!
  • Crazy chicks at the discotheque. Including one who wanted to prove to everybody that she had the cutest cooch.
  • Iguanas run goot! I couldn't catch them.
  • So tempted to tryout a Mexican taco stand while in town. Locals stuffing their faces, looked so good.

1 comment:

gold999 said...

Sounds like a great trip!!