Dirty Mexican Fun

Heres a quick update of my Mexico trip to the Mayan Riviera. I'm lazy so it will be point form BBV.

Brags

• Very nice hotel, 5 star resort (Grand Sirenis).
• Crazy xrated wedding involving various body shots, and special sausage shots for the ladies
• Muchos Tequila
• Muchos Mohitos. Used to think they taste like ass juice, but when made with sugar cane, yummy!
• Asking bartender to steal us some bottles of Sauza
• Huge pool with with swim up bar. Plus health drink bar which was refreshing (hang over cure)
• Hot Mexican Pepper sauces
• Nice sunny weather. Only spot showers. Felix missed
• Swimming in a cave with waterfall and jump off cliff. Theres a name for it but cant remember

Beats

• Huge resort = lots of walking
• Food was hit or miss
• No poker room :). Had to own at Dominos instead.
• Pretty quiet resort, about 25% capacity due to hurricanes. Also a brag though
• Beach wasn't that nice. Rocky. Highly rated snorkling was overated
• 2hr bus ride to and from the airport
• Seeing a wonder of the world, Chichen Itza, but only being able to climb one of them

Variance

• Mexican food = My ass, my ass, my ass is on fire. We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn!
• Crazy chicks at the discotheque. Including one who wanted to prove to everybody that she had the cutest cooch.
• Iguanas run goot! I couldn't catch them.
• So tempted to tryout a Mexican taco stand while in town. Locals stuffing their faces, looked so good.